Why the past? I mean basically this whole Two Fat Guys thing is based on stuff that's already happened. Now that you know that there are really three of us thinking up this crap, you might as well know also that none of us particularly likes what is happening these days, and we're all scared to death of the future. So what does that leave?
The past.
A lot of neat stuff happened in the past. In fact, just about every great event that has ever taken place happened in the past. Just kidding.
But really, when you think about it, especially in the realm twofatguyswithnothingtodo.com occupies (sports, music, movies), there isn't a lot going on these days that is really any good.
Most of the movies coming out these days suck. Sports has become less and less about the games and more and more about the money. And don't even get me started about what passes for music anymore.
Here's what I mean in a nutshell:
SPORTS: Walter Payton vs. Terrell Owens?
MOVIES: The Godfather vs. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry?
TV: The Andy Griffith Show vs. The Bachelor?
MUSIC: The Beatles vs. The Jonas Brothers?
Need I go on? Because I can go on all night if I need to.
Actually, I can't. See, as soon as I finish downloading The Dave Clark Five's greatest hits on my ipod, I've got all 113 episodes of Gilligan's Island TiVo'ed and ready to watch.
Til next time...
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PHAT FAT FACT: In Biblical times a "talent" was a weight measure equal to 75 pounds.
PHATTER FAT FACT: Between Phil and Denny, 550 pounds is pretty much equal to no talent.
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